“When a book like this comes along one might find themselves feeling guilty for loving it. Embrace this book. Feel no guilt.

It is only human to laugh out loud.” - Bookstress

Santa’s never heard this request before:

When an adolescent discovers his parents had him circumcised at birth, guided by the voice of his member, he flees to the mall to plead with Santa to “return the skin considered skin back onto my rod.”

This book "beshlongs" in your possession NOW!